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Reclaim Your Power in a System That Profits Off Your Confusion.

Empowering patients with no-BS tools, teachable moments, and a little righteous rage.
đź“Ś Free scripts. đź’Ą Smart resources. đź’… Zero sugarcoating.

Freebies That Pack a Punch

Scripts, templates & guides.
From self-advocacy scripts to bill negotiation cheat sheets, these tools are here to help you speak up, save money, and stress less. Instant downloads, real results.

The Audacious Patient Shop

Low-cost resources that pay off big.
Grab step-by-step guides, trackers, and playbooks to help you cut costs, decode insurance, and navigate care like a pro. Starting at just $10.

Real Talk Blog

No fluff. Just facts, support & a little sass.
Explore helpful articles that break down confusing healthcare topics, offer practical tips, and make you feel a little less alone in this mess of a system.

Hey, I’m Mallory —

Founder of The Audacious Patient, Acupuncturist of 12 years, and long-time system-scrambler. After 15+ years of navigating medical bills, insurance chaos, and chronic pain myself, I got tired of watching good people get steamrolled by a system designed to confuse and overwhelm. So I started turning what I’ve learned into tools, scripts, and no-BS resources to help others do what I’ve done: ask better questions, cut outrageous bills, and take their power back. If you’ve ever felt lost, gaslit, or just plain over it—I built this for you.

Driven by values

The Audacious Patient isn’t just a resource—it’s a rebellion against confusion, silence, and shame in healthcare. Here’s what drives everything I create:

🧡 Clarity over jargon.
You shouldn’t need a second career in insurance to understand your own bills. I break it down, no fluff, no gatekeeping.

🧡 Power through knowledge.
When you know your rights and your options, you stop feeling helpless—and start getting results.

🧡 Compassion without condescension.
You’re smart. You’re capable. You’re just up against a system that was built to overwhelm you. I meet you with real talk, not lectures.

🧡 Practical help > performative “awareness.”
You don’t need sympathy—you need tools that actually work. Everything here is designed to help you take action.

🧡 Audacity is survival. Speaking up isn’t rude. Asking questions isn’t a burden. Advocating for yourself isn’t too much. It’s necessary—and I’ll help you do it.

Let’s Be Inbox Besties.

When you join the list, you’re not just getting emails—you’re getting power tools.

💥 Expect real talk, juicy tips, practical resources, discount codes, freebie alerts, and the occasional “you’ve got this” pep talk for when the healthcare system starts doing what it does best: stress you out.

No spam. No fluff. Just helpful, empowering stuff to help you fight back smarter.

📌 Pro Tip: If you don’t see your welcome email right away, check your spam or promotions folder (and maybe drag me to your primary inbox so we can keep hanging out).